| <3 |  | Beth “Wine Mom” Bruder | 1 | 4 | 0 | 14 | 5 |
| 27 | | Jeff Farquhar | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| | Huruy Tewelden | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| X | | Geoff Palin – sub goalieSUB | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| 0 | | Barry Young – goalie subSUB | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| 2 | | Jeff Deegan | 2 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 2 |
| 4+ | | Jenn “GB” Ryan | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 1 |
| 5 | | Darren “Rage” Butler | 2 | 1 | 8 | 23 | 3 |
| 6 | | Renee “Salacious” Desjardins | 0 | 8 | 6 | 20 | 8 |
| 7 | | Michael “Teabagger” Rachmel | 1 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 3 |
| 10 | | Garrett “(Anti)Christie” Christie | 3 | 6 | 0 | 17 | 9 |
| 11 | | Jeff “Cromulence” Debutte | 4 | 7 | 4 | 24 | 11 |
| 13 | | Kevin James “Heartbreaker” O’Brien – sub 2017/18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| 14 | | Rob Grieve | 2 | 1 | 6 | 16 | 3 |
| 15 | | Jordan “Pvt. Dancer” Skuse | 1 | 1 | 8 | 16 | 2 |
| 17 | | Chris “Pylon” Bocking | 2 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 4 |
| 17 | | Sam “Usury” Wesley | 2 | 2 | 0 | 16 | 4 |
| 20 | | Adam “Strife” Skuse | 0 | 2 | 4 | 9 | 2 |
| | Justin “TBD” Broadbent | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| X | | Justin White – Deadly Sins subSUB | 4 | 8 | 12 | 18 | 12 |
| 28 | | Andrew “Easy Rider” Lynch | 5 | 3 | 8 | 12 | 8 |
| 30 | | Dave “Comic Sans” Murray | 0 | 1 | 0 | 14 | 1 |
| 69 | | Robbie “69” Haring | 13 | 4 | 10 | 22 | 17 |
| 82 | | Craig “Debauchery” Docherty | 2 | 1 | 4 | 22 | 3 |